The Story of The Crocodile & The Pelican…

The children are back at school and in between clearing the house of lockdown debris (with a flame thrower perhaps??🙈) I promised myself that I’d do more writing. In lockdown I’ve written quite a few poems but didn’t have the brain space to write a story.

Now the little cherubs are back and settled and happy (as well as being suitably knackered from being properly out and about again!) It’s time to get back to the writing board.

I’ve always loved Aesop’s fables and would give my right arm even an out for his brilliant storytelling and cunningness.

So to get a bit of writing practice and de-freeze my brain, I gave fable writing a go. It’s my first one and very rough around the edges but thanks for reading!

The Crocodile and The PelicanKirsten Allen

There was once a crocodile who lived by river. Every day he would swim across and eat one of the tasty pelicans who bathed on the other side. It was such a huge effort. The river was extremely wide with a strong current which pushed at his head and pulled at his tail. Clumps of reeds would tangle in his claws like a spider web on a fly and by the time he got to the pelicans, it was usually early evening. By which time he was often exhausted and had to rest after the meal. But they were so delicious and tasty he perused with his efforts.

One day, however, the current was particularly strong and after his long journey, his muscles ached and he was so tired barely had the energy to open his jaw. But the pelican he had his eye on, looked particularly juicy and delicious. He was just about to muster the strength to gobble him up when the pelican shouted “Wait! Stop!”

The crocodile was so surprised he couldn’t help but stare at the pelican.

“Don’t eat me!” said the pelican, “If you wait until it’s dark, you will see something plumper, rounder and much more delicious than me in the river. And much easier to get!”

“Oh?” said the very hungry crocodile

“Yes” said the pelican. “At night the man in the moon comes for a swim. Much bigger and far tastier than even 3 pelicans put together – it will keep you fed for days. But if you eat me, you’ll only be hungry again by morning.”

“Well now,” thought the crocodile, “that does sound tempting. Why would I bother a measly pelican only to have to make the same long journey across again tomorrow.“

The crocodile agreed with the pelican. And watched. And waited. And waited. And watched. Night fell and sure enough, just as the pelican had said, there was the brightest, biggest moon face right in the middle of the river. The crocodile couldn’t believe his eyes. “All that food and I don’t even have to waste any effort going from one side of the river to the other! This feast should keep me full for days!”

The crocodile plunged into the river and took a big snap at the man in the moon. The face rippled in a grotesque, almost mocking fashion. This made the crocodile angry and he furiously tried again and again. Snap snap snap! But he couldn’t seem to wrap his jaws around this slippery catch.

The middle of the river was also where the current was the strongest. Normally the crocodile would use his powerful tail and legs to swim through but he was getting more annoyed by the second and was so intent on catching his prey, that he wasn’t focused and suddenly the crocodile was swept under the current and down the river. The pelicans were overjoyed and spent the rest of their days splashing and feeding in the river without another thought given to the crocodile. Who was never to be seen again.

Morals of the story:

Don’t let greed cloud your judgement

Don’t believe everything you hear

There are no shortcuts to success

The (not so) Great Hamster Escape

Think my writing is being influenced by lock down🙈

Thanks for reading/watching and hope you’re safe and well 💖

The crazy mummy between kids’ snacks reading The (not so) Great Hamster Escape

The (not so) Great Hamster Escape – Kirsten Allen

The hamster, (his cheeks filled with food)

Looked through the cage bars and thought it was rude

That the humans had the run of the house,

So did the cat, the dog and the mouse.

“I’m going to escape!” He said

And plans started to clack like a wheel in his head.

He couldn’t squeeze through the gaps – they were narrow

And his bum was the size of a small wheel barrow.

When he tried to prise the metal apart

The only thing that escaped was a silent long fart.

He attempted a gnibble and attempted a gnaw

But all the chomping and chewing gave him a sore jaw

He paced up and down trying to think

Only stopping briefly for a quick drink

An idea suddenly hit him like a tank at full throttle –

He’d make a small hole in his drinking bottle!

The hamster carried out his devious plan

And the next day at breakfast over croissants and jam

The smallest human noticed the bottle was dry

And the little offspring let out a cry

“Oh mummy, oh daddy there’s not a drop spare!”

But the grown ups were too busy to care.

So the little girl decided to do it herself

And grabbed a new bottle from the pet food shelf.

She carefully put the new bottle in

Then put the old one in the bin.

The hamster’s excitement reached the highest peaks!

“She’s forgotten to shut the door!” He squeaked!

He cartwheeled and rubbed his paws with glee

Very soon he knew that he’d be free!

Lit by only the moon, the house was quiet once more,

He crept and creeped out of that door.

But oh no! Alas! Alack!

He never saw the puddy cat…..

I Wonder About Aliens – Poem and Worksheet

Finger’s crossed no regrets tonight about letting the little one sleep for a bit. Big one is upstairs playing so finally I get a minute to write a very quick blog. Or at least add a couple of activity sheets and a poem to the page! This one I took to a nursery workshop and and a year 1 workshop a while ago and it worked well. As a basic for nursery session, I read the poem then chatted about the kids where they would take their alien for the day. One of my favourite responses was “I’d take them to Tesco!”. Priorities eh?

For year one, I got them to describe their alien, then the other person had to draw. For lockdown – this could work well on video call with a friend perhaps?

Gah going to have to hurry – big one has just come downstairs with a broken Lego jail…..

So here’s the poem, and worksheets with activity ideas. Hope you enjoy. Thanks for reading and please share any pictures on Twitter/Instagram with @kidsstoryworld #AlienAntics !

I WONDER ABOUT ALIENS – Worksheet

I WONDER ABOUT ALIENS – ACTIVITIES

I Wonder About Aliens

By Kirsten Allen

I wonder about aliens

And what would happen if they came,

Down to visit planet Earth.

Do you think we’d look the same?

Would they have hands and toes like us?

Or the biggest furry paws?

Perhaps neither, perhaps both…

Perhaps GINORMOUS purple claws?

Do you think the aliens would talk like us?

What would they like to do?

Perhaps they’d want to spend the day at a local zoo?

Do you think you’d ever meet one?

What on Earth do you think they’d do?

THE SEED WHO BELIEVED #50PreciousWords Contest

There are many beautiful words in the dictionary so it’s not easy to choose just 50 or less! But I love a challenge and I love writing so when I saw the #50PreciousWords contest on author Vivian Kirkfield’s page I just had to give it a go.

If you enjoy it and have a minute please do like and comment on the competition page here: https://viviankirkfield.com/2020/02/29/50preciouswords-2020-contest-is-officially-open/#comment-147331

It’s entry 192 💖

Thanks for reading and your support!

The Seed Who Believed  – Kirsten Allen

Once a tiny seed doubted if it could grow.
“I’ll share my warmth” said Sun.
“I’ll protect you” said Soil.
“I’ll shower you with love” said Rain. “But you need to believe you can.”
With new confidence and determination, Seed pushed brown roots down and green shoots up and blossomed.

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